Welcome to the Hodler's Guide to the Multiverse
Don't Panic
Your Guide to Crypto,
AI and the Infinite Multiverse Awaits.
In a galaxy where fiat is demolished by Vogons, crypto is your towel - hold it tight!
we can benefit from being early adopters of crypto
Building on success
Zarniwoop became editor-in-chief of The Guide when it was bought out by Infinidim Enterprises (now located on Saquo-Pilia Hensha) and he succeeded the previous editor-in-chief, Stagyar-zil-Doggo. Following the astounding success of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy he decided to follow up with this Hodler's Guide.
Playbeing, who‘s office was co-located with Zarniwoop's old office in Light City on Ursa Minor Beta, still assists Zarniwoop with marketing the Guide but is separately owned by Megadodo Publications.
No financial advice
The Guide gives no financial advice except to remind you that a bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove you don't need it and when a bank warns that cryptocurrency may be used for money laundering just remember that every top 10 bank has been fined as £150 billion is laundered annually.
The Guide is definitive. Reality is frequently inaccurate. The Guide is an indispensable companion to all those who are keen to make sense of life in an infinitely complex and confusing multiverse, for though it cannot hope to be useful or informative on all matters, it does at least make the reassuring claim that where it is inaccurate it is at least definitively inaccurate. In cases of major discrepancy it’s always reality that’s got it wrong.
Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now. By following the Guide you may not need to do your own research and if you fear that due to limited aptitude for math you may never understand how cryptography actually works it can be soothing to remember that "ELEVEN PLUS TWO" is an anagram of "TWELVE PLUS ONE"
A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools. There are many hazards in the cryptocurrency space but no mice were harmed in the construction of this Guide.
A crypto market with room to grow
A crypto market with room to grow
Total value stored in bitcoin and the crypto market is still tiny compared to other more traditional financial instruments.
The person (or group) called Satoshi Nakamoto invented bitcoin because they no longer believed in the current financial system and the way it functioned. As another member of the conspiracy to discover who actually ruled the universe Satoshi is, not surprisingly, well known to Zarniwoop who knows how to keep a secret. But Satoshi's Bitcoin whitepaper and many others are available in our library.
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. Marvin says, "For every action there is an equal and opposite government programme."
Choose wisely
Do your own research
Every individual has their own particular set of circumstances, objectives and reasons for becoming involved in cryptocurrency.
Fiat currency debasement is inevitable
Today, most currencies are fiat currencies and are not based on a precious metal. Debasement only requires that the government print more money, or since much money exists only in digital accounts, create more electronically. The US dollar remains one of strongest most stable fiat currencies but has lost 97% of its purchasing power since 1913.
Onchain momentum gain
Onchain momentum gain
Blockchain adoption has been increasing at a faster rate than Internet adoption did.